December 2011
shutyourface09:
When I see people who wake up in the morning all energetic and happy like this:
I just want to be like:
Pipe the fuck down, bitch.
When you've already poured your cereal only to...
shutyourface09:
The inexplicable joy of finding someone who's...
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When people ask me if I'm taken...
shutyourface09:
When ghetto girls are about to kick some ass...
shutyourface09:
Gurrllll, don’t make me take off my weave.
The look you give your parents when they tell a...
shutyourface09:
When someone takes food off of my plate...
shutyourface09:
When your mom calls your name as soon as you sit...
shutyourface09:
Coming, mother…
When your parents go out to eat and leave you home...
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When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
shutyourface09:
I’m fucking fat and hungry, ok?!?
When you see who your ex is dating...
shutyourface09:
The fuck is that? That’s her/his type? Am I that ugly too!?!?
Ever have one of those days when you have the...
shutyourface09:
Yeah, that’s today.
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